It's funny how much fun I had putting these together. Now you can see what the mighty Lord Slayer was spawned from. Here is a brief documentation of my life. My story starts where I was born: Seattle, Washington."


My sister says my good looks peaked at this age, but I won't be that critical of myself.


I always wanted to look like a character off Super Mario Brothers!


Fun at the beach.

Even at that age I preferred to sleep on the floor.

Take this Johnny Appleseed!

Judging from these marks on this wood, the world must be older than
a few thousand years! What do you think, Charles?
I'm King of the World!


I was even more of a misfit back then than I am now.


This marks the 8 year old point in my life. I haven't peaked yet,
but I will be soon.


I still can't figure out how I did that....


This is my game face! I always have been an ice hockey fan.


12: This is the part of my story where we move from Ollala, Washington
(outside Seattle) to Nashville, Indiana. Here I am at a hotel somewhere
in the United States.

Fishin' (the most incredibly boring activity ever created)


Won State History Day with these losers.


Won again with a much cooler guy. We were old enough to compete at
Nationals this time. We did again with a third guy who we've kicked out
this year and replaced with a girl in my Geometry class.

I always loved winter...and snow.


Here it is! 9 years old and I'm at my sexiest!
Sarah wishes to add that this is a fallacious statement and ought to be removed.


This is when my looks...oh wait...that's Halloween! (I'm on the left. My friend's (the one I kicked out of History Day Group) on the right.)

This was actually a pretty good look for me.


This is after I got inducted into the National Junior Honor's
Society. I looked remarkably like Johnny Ramone for about a year.
Sarah would like to add that this is freakin' awesome.


I never liked horses...Too bad I couldn't have picked an
ostrich....

This was Christmas of 2004.


This is me now.


Full body shot. (Mucho Macho Man)
 

I can take on the World!


This is my more serious side.


This is as dark as my personality goes.

I am Lord Slayer!
 

Wait! Don't forget the cats!

I probably wasn't what you expected, but it'll give you something to
talk about on the guestbook. Thanks for reading and you found myself as
interesting as I do.