Monday, November 21, 2005

CRG Announces Recall Against Mayor McCheese

Dennis York reports,
In a stunning announcement, Citizens for Responsible Government has announced that they will be filing recall papers against the Mayor of McDonaldland, Mayor McCheese.

Reactions compiled at McBride's Media Matters include:
Mark Belling called McCheese a pervert and a moron and hung up on McCheese when he called into the show to offer his side. And then he blamed Paul for letting McCheese get through and started talking about horse racing. ...


Russ Feingold stated that he had considered holding a press conference to support Mayor McCheese, but decided there was no point because McDonaldLand is not in the South. ...


The state Republican Party called a news conference in front of a home in McDonaldLand and accused the homeowners of voting illegally for McCheese in the 2004 elections. ...


Spivak and Bice wrote that McCheese had once been spotted holding a Bible class in his basement in a column entitled, McCheese Exhibits Signs of Quirkiness. ...


Update: CRG Network has the inside story.
In a highly contentious executive board vote, CRG vice-president and well-known vegetarian Orville Seymer cast the deciding ballot in a surprise verdict.