Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone?

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Available now, for a very limited time...

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THE TOUKEE BOB BOBBLEHEAD!

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Crafted in heavyweight polystone and hand painted, the Toukee Bob Bobblehead makes the perfect gift!

Standing eight inches high and weighing five pounds, the Toukee Bob Bobblehead will withstand the certain punishment that it begs for.

When that special someone is having a bad day...they can just slap Toukee Bob's fat head!

But that's not all...

Those who order before Friday, December 16th will receive ABSOLUTELY FREE the Toukee Bob Bobblehead audio upgrade!

That's right...the Toukee Bob Bobblehead audio upgrade!  This free upgrade incorporates a variety of classic Toukee Bob phrases, played randomly, when a red button is pushed...

"I'm not a pedophile!"

"Can I adopt you?"

"I'm a salaried professional."

"I've made better career choices than Dan."

"George Lutz is a big fat stinky liar!"

Call now...quantities are limited!

1-800-TOU-KEE1