Maniacs, extremists and conspiracists

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Huggy Jesus dot com "All can enjoy the warmth and comfort of Huggy Jesus. Share His love with this precious gift for your children or grandchildren. Collectable, Soft and cuddly, Hypoallergenic, Machine washable."
The 1st Coming of Huggy Jesus December 11, 2002 - A can't-take-a-joke product review of HJ. "But what about the real Jesus? He's a little sweet and sappy, tender and touching, cute and cuddly, too, right? The correct answer: No. The Scriptures give us an entirely different picture of Christ."
Hijacking Jesus December 13, 2002 - Article criticizes the remaking of Jesus' image to suit modern trends: Huggy Jesus, What Would Jesus Drive (an environmentally correct Savior), the Chevrolet "Come Together and Worship" campaign. "What would Jesus drive? Or drink? Or eat? Or smoke? What perfume would he wear? Are we talking about the Christian Messiah or somebody’s marketing gimmick?"
Jesus Action Figure "Each hard plastic Jesus Action Figure stands 5" tall with poseable arms to reach toward the heavens and wheels in his base for smooth gliding action." The company also has an action figure of Sigmund Freud.
Christian Womens Wrestling "We are a non-profit, Bible-believing, Spirit-filled ministry taking Satan to the mat."

Them mean ol' SUVs

What Would Jesus Drive? "A Discussion Initiated by the Evangelical Environmental Network & Creation Care Magazine because transportation is a moral issue."
Demonizing SUVs November 23, 2002 - What would Jesus drive? Jesus would most likely have driven a certain model of 1965 Plymouth, as mentioned in Genesis: "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

The Ominous Fringed Flag

This is not an American Flag! Militia and Common Law Court activists are delighted to point out that courts and government offices that display a flag with gold fringe are tipping their hand. U.S. laws and regulations regarding the flag set forth the proper design, colors, proportions of the banner, and these regulations say nothing about a fringe!

This is an admiralty flag.

The Flag of the United States of America Fringed flags are not official, so any legal proceedings beneath them have no merit.

Federal Court "By displaying [the fringed] flag, they are putting you "On Notice" that you are NOT in a court of "Common Law," but are in a court of "Merchant Law!"

Admiralty Courts in Colorado?

Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch... Texas District Attorney Ilse Bailey on fringed flags and other paraphernalia of the "sovereign citizen." Conerning the posse or militia, she says: "They have discovered that one way to neutralize the government is to overload it with frivolous claims and ridiculous lawsuits."

Idiot Legal Arguments A lengthy and detailed study by lawyer/librarian Bernard Sussman on scores of frivolous and fraudulent legal maneuvers. Concerning the supposed crippling effects of "defects" in courtroom flags, he presents several quotes:

"Jurisdiction is a matter of law, statute, and constitution, not a child’s game wherein one’s power is magnified or diminished by the display of some magic talisman."

"In flag manufacture a fringe is not considered to be a part of the flag and it is without heraldic significance."

"As to the physical composition of the flag in the courtroom, the General Services Administration and the Administrative Office of the Courts supply furnishings for the courtroom. Defendants should address any complaints about the form of the courtroom flag to the General Services Administration."

'Paper terrorism' gaining adherents September 3, 2002 - Nutty extremists file bogus legal papers against officials whom they disagree with. One of the scholars of the Sovereign Citizens movement asserts one need not pay taxes, simply by establishing that "money is a verb."

In Bed with TBN 2003 - Eastern Christian Outreach reviles the Trinity Broadcast Network for promoting the "Prosperity Gospel." "Should teachers who promote the true Gospel grace the set of the "Praise the Lord" program or any other show hosted by false teachers?" Is scriptural principle at stake, or might this just be another catfight amongst opportunists in the TV Gospel market?
Army chaplain offers baptisms, baths April 4, 2003 - Sweaty, gritty coalition troops can have a bath and baptism in the padre's 500 gallon water tank. But they have to get religion first.
Investment advice offered from biblical perspective November 9, 2002 - How would Jesus invest? The Timothy Fund avoids a predictable right-wing laundry list: no investments that connect to family planning or abortion, no investments in smutty entertainment. Thank goodness they have nothing against buying stocks in bomb and machinegun factories.
The Christian New World Order Unlike the NWO proposed by George Bush the Elder at the end of the twentieth century, in this new world all the races and classes would behave themselves properly. "There is only one NWO that will solve the problems of civilization and that is the NWO for which Christ died and which is clearly outlined in His Word."
Red-Heifer Days Rejoice: modern breeding techniques have likely produced the flawless red heifer whose ashes can purify the players for the beginning of Armageddon. Armageddon mighty tired of it.
Churchgoers win damages for not meeting Jesus The True and Living Church of Jesus Christ of the Saints of the Last Days couldn't deliver on its promises and must pay. They had guaranteed prospective members that in exchange for large donations to the church, the donors could meet Jesus upon His return to Earth.
Remnant Saints For the Triumph of the Lord's People "Providing tools and contacts to prepare for difficult times, that the remnant might survive these calamities and establish Zion."
CrankDotNet "Cranks, Crackpots, Kooks and Loons on the Net." The essential web-based reference tool for locating your zanies, space cases and hatemongers. Here's where you find your lunatics, megalomaniacs, White Supremacists, Gay bashers, UFO abductees, Holocaust deniers, and many more. Sites are rated "Crank," "Crankier," and "Crankiest," with the occasional "Illucid."
Bible Bar Got the munchies and a deep, spiritual craving? "The Bible Bar is a complete, wholesome food jam packed with nutritional and spiritual goodness. Each six-bar box contains a Prayer Card as a free gift."
Prophet sounds as if he came from another planet The prophet known as "Rael" "believes humanity is a creation of space aliens, wants to build an embassy to welcome the coming UFOs, and recently tangled with public opinion by promoting the cloning of humans, although his belief system also leaves plenty of room for sex with multiple partners."
UFOs, Aliens & Antichrist: The Angelic Conspiracy & End Times Deception Those UFO creatures are not cute and cuddly beings like E.T. "Many Christians recognize Ufos and extraterrestrials as being under the authority of the Prince of the Power of the Air, Prince of the Aerial Host, Lord of those that fly.... Satan. Jesus warned that one of the signs of the end times was that it would be " just as it was in the times of Noah". In Genesis we see the account of non-human intelligent beings "breeding" with humans, creating hybrids and contributing to the proliferation of evil against God. The messages we see from contact with extraterrestrials and other advanced beings contain claims that they are the ones who created us, through genetic manipulation."
These Last Days Ministries A rare catch: Catholic Rapture freaks! Check out these themes from their October, '98 newsletter: "Microchip implants, Mark of the Beast, crops rotting, coming despot, US to be enslaved, and much more."
Battle Cry Protestant nutbags are getting edgy about Catholics poaching on their territory. This publication of the Jack Chick Bible Tract business warns prolifers not to be taken in by ecumenical appeals. If you go praying and demonstrating with Catholics, you may soon be saying the rosary.
Homepage of the Brownsville Revival.
The Gospel Plow "While the elitists pursue their New World Order, and the libertarians posture and postulate their anarchist delusions, Gospel Plow seeks to reawaken the remnant - the Christian freeman - to his heritage and his responsibilities." Check out the Christian Guide to Small Arms.
Prince Charles is the Antichrist. Using the arcane tools of numerology, exegesis, analysis of the Hebrew alphabet, and a careful examination of the coat of arms of the Prince of Wales, Great Joy in Tribulation announces that the Antichrist is Prince Charles. You Jack Van Impe fans are bound to be disappointed at this, since Jack confidently designates Prince Juan Carlos of Spain for this position.
Is Bush the Antichrist? April 12, 2002 - He's been appointing a lot of homosexuals to positions in his administration.
Warning: 666 is Coming! The number 666 is hidden in every product's barcode. This is sure proof the end is near!
Turn Left's Sites from the Lunatic Fringe Check out the Aryan Dating Pages, The Right Side of the Web, The Gospel Plow. The site features insightful and humorous commentary on some of the most bizarre right-wing yokels on the World Wide Web.
Messianic Jewish Movement International Calling all people of the Hebrew Persuasion. Get the upgrade to Jesus and become a Completed Jew!