John started his winning evening by once again unable to find cottage number 1 (his) from the lodge. This time however, he had plenty of help
i.e.; two-way radio, with Kev on the other end IN cottage number 1, flashing the spotlights off and on. Still only got as far as cottage
number 8 (which is out the front door of the lodge).
The night went down hill from there for John.!!!!
Called Kenny "Mr. I own the place" while playing liars dice.
Going into the closet thinking it was the bathroom.
Spilling beer (mine on top of it) at the bar.
A group of us then left the lodge (at about midnight, and we all needed
this) to move on to other bars. John was with us in body only.
At Forte's he immediately feel asleep at the bar. With help from Sean
(holding up his head) Kenny with black marker (washable thank God) drew
a cat's face on John's face and a few art works elsewhere on his body. John did not have a clue what was going on.
The group then moved to Thunderbird Pass where we lost John
immediately. We finally found him in the women's john, driving the
Congratulations, John received Mary....!!!!!
Jim's deeds were spread over the week, however, they started one morning
after golf at the Sayner Pub (and after a few rounds of shots... Thanks
Kenny)...!!! Seems Jim was in a hurry to get back to the resort "he
things to do", so he says. As it was raining, the rest of us where
in so much of a hurry. Well this lead Jim, to try some tactics to speed
the departure up a bit.
He would take his beer glass in the john with him (we all knew he was
dumping his beer), but he forgot to bring his glass back out!! This
meant we had to buy another pitcher of beer. He was then making
comments about how long the dice game was taking and that "it was sure
hard to lose a game in this place". He then turned over the dice box,
which was being directed at Sean explaining "you are taking to
long"!!! He then decided to become barmaid and dispense the beer from the pitcher
(has anyone seen Jim pour beer from a pitcher, not a pretty sight). This tactic did get him a few well place grabs however, which I believed
he enjoyed. It also meant we had to get another pitcher of beer.
Other notable tasks that Jim accomplished through out the week.
While in a boat with other people Jim tried to urinate in a beer can. Needless to say that did not work real well, so you can draw that
picture yourself. He did, however, offer what ever little did make it
in the can to Kevin...!!!!
A little later in the week, Jim taught us a bunch of new words on the
way back from the Sayner Pub. This was also after he had done a few
shots for dropping dice on the floor.
Congratulations, Jim received the dice.
Durante - Mary