Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has done nothing wrong. A bac of 0.08% is what any objectively reasonable person would call sober. It is only a crime to drive with a bac of .08 because Congress has unconstitutionally made federal funding for transportation conditional on states' outlawing innocent conduct.

So Paris Hilton and countless others sit in jail for the "crime" of driving while sober.
Meanwhile, a rogue Congress flaunts the Constitution with impunity.