FOX'S CLASSIC G.M. TRUCK SITE |
TEN REASONS TO LEAVE YOUR TRUCK IN PRIMER
10. You can wash it with Comet
9. You don't have to buy a truck cover.
8. You can buy primer at the grocery store and paint your truck in the parking lot.
7. You can park your truck anywhere without worrying about getting door dings.
6. You can stand on the roof and get a good look at what's going on around you.
5. You don't have to worry as much about it getting stolen.
4. You don't have to spend sleepless nights trying to decide what color to paint it.
3. If you forget lawn chairs, you can sit on the fenders.
2. You don't have to do the bodywork until you're good and ready.
1. You can use a pencil to do your pinstriping, lettering or graphics. If you need to remember a phone number, you can write it on the fender.
Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a REDNECK if...."
....your idea of gourmet dining is eating at the snack-bar at K-Mart, while the auto-dept. is raising your truck another 8 inches.
....your idea of bodywork consists of using either duct-tape, twine, or a bungee-cord.
....you have a house that's mobile, and seven trucks that aren't.
....you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
....you believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
....you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
....you have a rag for a gas cap.
....the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
....the gas pedal on your truck is shaped like a bare foot.
....you think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
....you wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
....you've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
....you've painted a truck with house paint.
....you can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
....your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
....your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
....you refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as "the day my ship came in."
....you mark the Auto Trader with a highlite pen.
....the taillight covers of your truck are made of red tape.
....your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
....on your first date, you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
....your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
....you've been to a funeral and there were more pickups than cars.
....you just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck.
....taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
....your pickup has a two-tone paint job---primer red and primer gray.
-- And Finally --
....that billboard that says "SAY NO
TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans!
If you have any clean truck or related jokes that you would like to share, please E-mail them to me and I will include them here.