From bedicsm@vmsb.csd.mu.edu Mon Nov 4 12:30:15 1996 X-UIDL: 6a724325dbdc828d9b67647143fe3e33 Return-Path: bedicsm@vmsb.csd.mu.edu Received: from VMSB.CSD.MU.EDU (vmsb.csd.mu.edu [134.48.20.3]) by mail.execpc.com (8.7.6/8.7.6) with ESMTP id MAA21881 for ; Mon, 4 Nov 1996 12:30:14 -0600 (CST) Received: from [134.48.85.34] (315a.1212.mu.edu) by vms.csd.mu.edu (PMDF V5.0-7 #14229) id <01IBG528KOU88WYRDN@vms.csd.mu.edu>; Mon, 04 Nov 1996 12:29:40 -0600 (CST) Received: from [134.48.85.34] (315a.1212.mu.edu) by vms.csd.mu.edu (PMDF V5.0-7 #14229) id <01IBG520DSCKQPEYM2@vms.csd.mu.edu>; Mon, 04 Nov 1996 12:29:33 -0600 (CST) Date: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 13:35:48 -0600 From: bedicsm@vmsb.csd.mu.edu (Mark Bedics) Subject: Fwd: (Fwd) More people to remove from the gene pool! To: sherilyn-fiveash@uiowa.edu, tewhites@unccvm.uncc.edu, MARSLAND@wmich.edu, InTheNet@ASU.Edu, rossl@vmsb.csd.mu.edu, tmeagher@olemiss.edu, cmda48a@prodigy.com, skstewar@indiana.edu, sreed1@wppost.depaul.edu, ths@omni.cc.purdue.edu, kuss@execpc.com, deanem@vmsb.csd.mu.edu, 3tn9boylans@vmsb.csd.mu.edu, jfmccoy@unccvm.uncc.edu, sherilyn-fiveash@uiowa.edu, John Gerdes , steves@gators.uaa.ufl.edu, Denise_Gubich_at_NJMLAM@pcmailgw.ml.com, dyckesj@vmsb.csd.mu.edu, jmse@lehigh.edu, keklei01@homer.louisville.edu, Kris Grunwald , jlanctot@wppost.depaul.edu, lyn_doyle@uns.purdue.edu, stevem@gators.uaa.ufl.edu, maryh@gators.uaa.ufl.edu, peacock@midget.towson.edu, mdcolone@unccvm.uncc.edu Message-id: MIME-version: 1.0 Content-type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-transfer-encoding: 7BIT Status: RO >Date: Mon, 04 Nov 1996 12:18:51 +0000 >From: Wendi_Frindell@BAYLOR.EDU >Subject: Fwd: (Fwd) More people to remove from the gene pool! >To: bedics@vms.csd.mu.edu, bedicsm@vms.csd.mu.edu >MIME-version: 1.0 > >this was forwarded to me - thought you might get a laugh from it. > >PE>** 45 year-old Amy Brasher was arrested in San Antonio, Texas, after >PE> a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages of marijuana were >PE> packed in the engine compartment of the car which she had brought >PE> to the mechanic for an oil change. According to the police, >PE> Brasher later said that she didn't realize that the mechanic >PE> would have to raise the hood to change the oil. > >PE>** Portsmouth, R.l. Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string >PE> of vending machine robberies in January when he (1) fled from >PE> police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a >PE> vending machine and (2) later tried to post his $400 bail in >PE> coins. > >PE>** Karen Lee Joachimmi, 20, was arrested in Lake City, Florida for >PE> robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an >PE> electric chain saw, which was not plugged in. > >PE>** The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a >PE> Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 7:50am, flashed a gun and >PE> demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he >PE> couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the >PE> man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available >PE> for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walk away. > >PE>** David Posman, 33, was arrested recently in Providence, R.I., >PE> after allegedly knocking out an armored car driver and stealing >PE> the closest four bags of money. It turned out they contained $800 >PE> in PENNIES, weighed 30 pounds each, and slowed him to a stagger >PE> during his getaway so that police officers easily jumped him from >PE> behind. > >PE>** The Belgium news agency, Belga, reported in November that a man >PE> suspected of robbing a jewelry store in Liege said he couldn't >PE> have done it, "because he was busy breaking into a school at the >PE> same time." Police then arrested him for breaking into the >PE> school. > >PE>** Drug-possession defendant Christopher Johns, on trial in March in >PE> Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without a warrant. >PE> The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because of >PE> a "bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun. >PE> Nonsense, said Christopher, who happened to be wearing the same >PE> jacket that day in court. He handed it over so the judge could >PE> see it. The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket >PE> and laughed so hard he required a five-minute recess to compose >PE> himself. > >PE>** Dave so-and-so of Anniston, Alabama, was injured recently after >PE> he attempted to replace a tubelike fuse in his Chevy pickup with >PE> a 22-caliber rifle bullet (he used it because it was a perfect fit). >PE> However, when electricity heated the bullet, it went off and shot >PE> him in the groin. > Mark D. Bedics "I don't think the hard stuff is going to come down for quite a while."