From someone who talks like a hillbilly Yoda:
Hi,JOE CARBENTER
I did found this email in the realationships page .
I think you might can help me about my setuation about losting love . I goin out a guy who I met in the internet and being together about 6 months, the think is we never see each other cause we live far away from each other, and can't afford to come here or there. We loved each other alot, and Now he just don't want me I don't know why maybe because of far away from me, I just wanna you to help how can I get him back to me cause I can help thinking of him everytime day and night , PLEASE HELP ME ...I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET HIM BACK TO ME, AIN'T GOT NO MONEY TO GO THERE AND I STARED JOB THAT I CAN GET SOME MONEY TO GO THERE JUST SEE HIM, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT CAN GET HIM BACK, CAUSE HE TOLD ME THAT HE CAN'T FIND ANY OTHER GIRL. HE LOVES ME AND CAN'T AFFORT TO COME HERE..PLEASE HELP ME
18YRS OLD
LONDON *UK*
HE LIVES IN SWEDEN WITH SAME AGE
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