I just read your web page & had a good laugh (especially the disclaimer portion - this may be alarming - does it mean I have something in common with the ROTC guy that sits next to you??) The laughing part was important tho' because I was feeling rather down at the time. I just got back from a trip to Ireland where I fell in love with a German tourist - "major bummer" as cool people have been known to remark. Prior to this, I had felt there did not exist another person on the face of this planet whom I would consider to be my "ideal". Now I know there is, but he lives thousands of miles away! I think I would have been happier had been allowed to continue in ignorance of his existence. Oh well, c'est la vie or c'est la guerre or whatever the hell it is. No other reason for this e-mail, just thought you might like to know my response to your webbing...
Later - Leslee in Texas
You've given me a great idea, Leslee!
I can see it now-- Joe's AMAZING Romance Novels!
Oh, man, I can see it now!
"Oh, Leslee, I don't think I can survive without you!" He said, pulling
off his wet shirt, revealing much to Leslee's delight, no major
disfigurations or blemishes.
"But Almut, you must remember what 'Joe's AMAZING Relationship Problem
Solver' told us. We should dump each other as soon a humanly possible."
Leslee whispered as she looked off into the dark, foggy, clammy, Irish night,
which would probably have smelled like peat or sheep dung if it hadn't
been for the pub next door, which made the entire area smell like Milwaukee.
"Oh, yeah, that's right. I don't know what I'd do without that wacky Joe
guy,
he's great!" Almut said, his long blonde locks cascading out his nostrils
and into his mouth.
"Goodbye, Almut, my love, I shall never forget you." She said, her voice
trembling with a combination of sadness and hypothermia.
"Goodbye, my dear Leslee. I must be off to an Iranian version of
'CATS'." Almut called out after Leslee's retreating footsteps.
Their hearts hung heavily in their chests that night, filled with
the burning question-"What would've happened if Joe hadn't warned
us off? We could have been stuck together the rest of our lives,
like canadian geese or something!"
The End.
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