Listen joe,ive got a problem. Theres this guy ,hes so hot and he likes me. i likes him toobut I gave him my# and he has not called yet.Whats up from a guy perspective?
Guy perspective #1-
He nervously picks up the phone, a crumpled bit of paper with your phone number written on it. He dosen't actually need it, the numbers are permanently burnt into his brain. A nervous finger reaches toward the first number. A thousand thoughts fire through his mind, sweat beading on his brow. Questions and doubt well up from the darkest corners of his psyche. What if she dosen't like me? What if she isn't home? What the hell am I going to say? The handset slams down onto the cradle. He picks it up again, takes a deep breath, and dials four whole numbers before the handset comes down again. Okay, he says to himself, I'm going to call in exactly ten minutes. Eight minutes later, his friend calls and he leaves to go play basketball. The same process repeats itself the next day. If you really like him, you might want to call him. If you're just kinda interested, don't waste your time.
Guy perspective #2-
He's interested, but he wants to find out more about you. He's playing Mr. Cool while he gets the scoop. His friends think he's pretty slick for playing hard to get, so he keeps it up. Eventually, you will grow tired of his idiotic games and have him killed by the swarms of insects you have learned to control with your mind.
Guy perspective #3-
He isn't interested in you, and has no intention of calling you. Consult This page.
Guy perspective #4-
He's gay.
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