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From someone who I don't remember because I lost all of my old mail files-
(this may not be a direct quote)

Wow! What a community service!

Thanx, whomever you are! That's what I'm trying to do here!


From The BIG "G" on the planet Earth-

you're freaky! :)

GCS/L -d+ H+ s g+(?) p? au++(++) a-- w++(+) !v C++(++) CU+ P? L !3 E>++(++) N++ K+ W--- M-- V-- -po+ Y++ t++(+) 5--- jx R G? tv b++(++)+ B------- e* u** h!>h++(++) f* r++ n---- x? YK++ WK++(++) DT++(+)

Well, I am proud to be called "freaky" by someone with a three line geek code! Maybe I'm a little bit closer in my ever constant struggle to reach the plateau where I can be called "super-freaky!"



From The Guava Guy-

YOU ARE SICK, SICK, SICK!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

I knew there was something up when I logged in one day and found an email message in my mailbox with the subject "Guavas of a delightful hue..."
As it turns out, my hunch was correct. This was apparently some kind of Gypsy curse, as the next day I came down with a cold. If you get email that makes reference to Guavas in the subject, DO NOT READ THEM!!! Just like the Goodtimes virus, it is VERY DANGEROUS!!! The text alone can make you break out in HIVES. DELETE IT NOW!!!


From Karl

how's it goin, man?

-karl

Pretty good, man. How's it goin with you?


From Ben:

Hey Joe....

Nice job.

I especially appreciated the humorous translations as to "what they really mean."

Just thought you'd like to know someone appreciated your effort.

Ben

Thanks, Ben.

All appreciation is appreciated.


From Corey, who I'm not going to give a secret identity because I'm including a link to his home page in this message:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had to mail you and say how cool your page is. I especially like the bit about engineers, because yes, that's how they are. Have you noticed that you can always count on them to give you a pencil in class? Many of them have modified Batman utility belts...

--
Corey Thompson coreyt coreyt@prairie.lakes.com

P.S.
I think that the SGI machine they use for Baywatch has a 128-bit graphics card. They had to upgrade when they started doing running scenes.

Actually, from what I understand, BAYWATCH is actually transmitted from alien spacecraft in order to find out how stupid humans really are. Their technology is far superior to ours, and we are helpless against it. The best thing to do is cooperate with them and hope they don't suck your brain out your nostrils.


From one who shall be saved on judgement day-

HAIL WEB GOD! HAIL WEB GOD! HAIL WEB GOD!
No, but really, you need stuff about religion. Because about six months ago, that could have saved my life, and I wouldn't still carry a deep emotional pain centered around the right side of my face.

Thank you, oh Lord Joe,
Dan

PS-Please put this on the site. Please. I want to be immortalized forever.

Well, Dan, you are now immortalized until the hard drive goes kaput.
As for a religion site, well, I'm just getting warmed up here. Soon I will unleash The Electronic Frontier Foundation, which will be a step closer to my goal - Joe's AMAZING Major World Religion Problem Solver! However, since Marquette University is being so gracious as to let me have my little corner of xyberspace, I don't want to do too much to piss them off. In the meantime, check out alt.slack an interesting place that I like to lurk around in. One of these days I will unleash my full force upon that newsgroup, but I'm waiting till I feel the population will be able to withstand my attack with as many casualties as possible.


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