Don't be such a spineless wimp! Get out there and tell 'em!
If you don't, it will never have a chance to work out, and you'll be bitter about it until you die of ebola that you contracted from the pet monkey you bought so your life would be more like that Ross guy from the hit NBC tv show "Friends".

Of course, if you do tell them, you'll probably get dissed and wind up bitter and lonely, dying of ebola that you contracted from the pet monkey you bought so your life would be more like that Ross guy from the hit NBC tv show "Friends".

Stop the Censorship!

Protect Free Speech Online!

Wondering why I've plastered a blue ribbon all over my sites?
Then go to The Electronic Frontier Foundation to find out. Thanks.

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This page was last updated on Sat, Feb 3, 1996 at 11:57:13 AM.

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