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While I don’t pretend to be an expert on everyone’s
point of view, we all benefit from the wonderful Dilbert cartoons!
Some others are usually entertaining, too…
Garfield is my
“I-wish-I-was-him” guy some days…
Peanuts is as
ever, a simply timeless thought
Calvin and Hobbes sometimes
put perspective in place for all of us
Bizarro usually puts a cool
spin on the day but you have to look close!
Finally,
Rose-Is-Rose
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Here's a Thought (sent to me recently by one of "The Girls") that quickly repays your download delay…
“When Men Learn to
Drive” J…a little slow if you’re on the phone! Top or Return
The Milwaukee weather Radar screen is usually a good Thought-Provoking visit
I Think I usually get a pretty good choice of answers from the Butler at Jeeves, but if he's not home or can't help then Google is another good search choice
So, ever "Count With The
Count" with your kids?
(What do you think I've been doing all this week?)
Well, his gang are all here with the Count!
You may already know how much I enjoy those linguistic chuckles but if
not, here are a couple of my favorites! First, take a look at this Thought
about "40 Tips for Proper
English" ... fairly well-worn around the edges and a little dog-eared
but if you print and hang this near your PC screen it's sure to bring an
occasional smile!
Next, for those not copied on the AngloPhile thing
that was floating around during the 2000 election flatulence phase, here's one
of those wonderful Thoughts from the Old Country, the Regal deConstitutionalization announcement!
For a final linguistic Thought of the Day, here are
25 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis
These were passed on to me some time ago by a close friend at the office ... I really like #10 and #23!
1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. If you ever find something you like, buy a
lifetime supply because they will stop making it.
3. All things being equal, big people use more soap.
4. You can't tell which way the train went by
looking at the track.
5. Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a tough
battle.
6. This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on
it.
7. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine
lack of preparation.
8. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the
ends.
9. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
10. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Top or Return
11. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
12. The fact, although interesting, is irrelevant.
13. Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the
idea that life is serious.
14. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast
to the real world.
15. Things are more like they are today than they
ever have been before.
16. The other line always moves faster until you get
in it.
17. Everything should be made as simple as possible,
but no simpler.
18. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
19. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't
remember anything.
20. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
21. To live forever-acquire a chronic disease and
take care of it.
22. If you think that there is good in everybody,
you haven't met everybody.
23. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have
someone in mind to blame.
24. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
25. The more you run over a dead cat, the
flatter it gets.
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