-Ode to Quake2-

ahem, hrrmmm...

Game makers, game makers

make me a game

make me a game as fast as you can

put in some lighting to please the eye

then shove it out the door with no AI

Jack and Berserker went up the ramp

to fetch a blue key card

Berserker fell down got blown to bits

and Jack was none the worser.

Dumbty Lt Guard got stuck on a wall

Dumbty Lt Guard stayed stuck on that wall

all of id's talent and all of id's men

couldn't make Q2's monsters move properly again

The End

Thank you, thank you, no applause just throw money. Or throw me a 1st person game with monster AI in it.

This was created for enlightenment to one of the largest disappointments in single player Q2. Feel free to disagree, if its good enough I'll post it here.

Destroy

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