And all the while you must be able to fill out all the multitudes of paperwork
for the government forester who is always looking over your shoulder
A forest owner can learn to wear many of these other hats, learn a lot in the process, and really have some fun. It is very important though, to always keep your forest owner hat securely in place on top of your head. A roll of Duct tape or large bottle of Super Glue works well for this task.
I have developed a new type of hat that simplifies this whole situation for me. This model tells people where I am from, keeps my head warm during Wisconsin winters, serves as my personal protective gear while working in the woods, has special ear muffs that filterout all the traditional advice from the "experts" who think there is only one way to do things, and has special safety glasses that lets me see right through the sales pitches and fancy PR campaigns of the industry!
Yes indeed, the hat tells you a lot about the person underneath!
